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FartMart.com takes great pride in offering outstanding customer service. If you have any questions about any of our policies, please contact us.

WHAT PAYMENT METHODS DO YOU ACCEPT?
  • Online payments with Master Card, Visa, Discover Card, and American Express
  • Online payments via PayPal
  • Check or Money Order (see our mail-in payment instructions)

Fast Shipping:
FartMart.com stocks 100% of the items we sell in our state of the art distribution center located in Hartford, CT. All orders placed before 12:01 pm EST (noon) Monday through Friday excluding holidays ship the same business day. We ship with UPS and DHL to assure safe, dependable delivery in 1 to 5 days depending on your location. We offer 2nd day air, and Next Day Air should you need your items even faster.

USPS Priority Mail:
USPS Priority Mail is a great service that allows packages under 70 pounds to be delivered to your mailbox, mailslot, or P.O. Box in just two to three standard business days from when it leaves our warehouse.
*if you are unable to receive packages/mail at your physical street address then we will need your P.O. Box address for delivery or your package(s) will be returned to us.*

100% Satisfaction Money Back Guarantee Policy:
We stand behind every product we sell, and we are pleased to offer a 30 day satisfaction guarantee. 

  • Damaged or Defective Item:
    In the unlikely event you receive a defective or damaged item, please use our contact us form to notify us. We will send you via email or US Postal Service a prepaid shipping label for you to return the damaged item at no cost. Upon receipt of the item, we will replace it free of charge.

  • 100% Satisfaction Guarantee:
    Should you not be 100% satisfied with any item* you receive you may return it within 30 days from the date of purchase for a refund of the purchase price.

    - The item must be in the original manufacturers packaging.
    - We do not reimburse shipping charges.
    - Please include your order/invoice number on the outside of the package.
    - Send your order with a reputable shipper. We recommend you
    purchase the optional insurance to protect yourself against shipments
    being lost in transit.

    Send your return to :
    Order # [Insert your Order or Invoice Number Here]
    Returns Manager
    FartMart.com
    206 Murphy Road
    Hartford, CT 06114

    Items returned after 30 days from purchase will not be accepted.

MAILING ADDRESS:
FartMart.com
206 Murphy Road
Hartford, CT 06114
TELEPHONE:
1-800-901-1163
M-F 8:30am-5:00pm EST
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We Accept: Visa, Mastercard, Discover Card, American Express, Paypal     We Ship Fast - UPS    100% Customer Satisfaction