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Lighting Your Farts:

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Ok, now that that's out of the way here is how you do it.

Turn down the lights
Get in a comfortable position with you leg in the air.
Note: Remember hair is flammable..Please wear pants!
Light a match or lighter (I'm sure you can figure out where to place it)
Let it rippppp. (Why does this happen? Check out the Wiki)

Here's a video to help you out.

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