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Five aisles of pure chaos, from whoopee cushions that still work to the loudest fart spray on the internet. Find the one that fits the person who has been asking for it.
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BEST OF THE WORST

One pick from every aisle. A shirt that says it before you do, a machine that does the noise for you, a can nobody in the room survives, and enough fake poop to ruin a perfectly good morning. Cheap enough to buy on impulse, loud enough to be remembered.
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FartMart Gas Station Tee

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Full Service, No Waiting A caped superhero in blue and red leans casually against a...
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Remote Control Fart Machine

Regular price $19.95
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The Perfect Crime Has No Fingerprints Somewhere in the history of office pranks, someone invented...
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Poop Emoji Whoopee Cushion

Regular price $6.95
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Behold: The Poop Emoji, Now With Sound Effects Somebody finally asked the question nobody knew...
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Fart Prank Spray

Regular price $8.95
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One Spray, Zero Alibi This is not a subtle product. It is a tiny 50ml...
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Never Trust A Fart Superhero Tee

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The Hero Who Learned The Hard Way Here is a grown man in a cape...
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Fart Survival Kit Tin

Regular price $16.95
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For When Your Body Writes a Check Your Butt Can't Cash Every friend group has...
Rubber Poop Slingshot - 12 PCS Pack Flying Finger Slingshot
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Flying Poop Finger Slingshots 12-Pack

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Weaponized Nonsense, Now in a 12-Pack Stretch it back, aim at a wall, a door,...
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Sassy And Gassy Flamingo Tee

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Pink On The Outside, Absolute Chaos Inside A flamingo in black sunglasses, standing on one...
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Poop Emoji Plush Pillow

Regular price $7.95
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The internet's favorite emoji, now soft enough to hug. The poop emoji has been carrying...
4 Pcs Funny Golf Balls for Birthday, Father’S Day Christmas Novelty Golfer Gift for Dad Coworkers Golfers Golf Lovers
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Funny Novelty Golf Balls 4-Pack

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Golf Balls With Opinions (And They're Not Afraid to Share Them) Every foursome has that...

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Meet Dr. Gasman

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STINK OFFICER

He has worn the same cape since the shop opened and he has never once washed it. Dr. Gasman signs off on every single item before it reaches this site, a process that mostly involves ambushing whoever is nearest and timing their reaction. His cart is the shortlist: the sprays, cushions and gag gifts that got the loudest response in the warehouse. Nothing gets in on packaging alone, and nothing stays if it only works once.

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WHAT THE VICTIMS SAID

Poop is fake. Fart sounds are fake. These reviews are also fake. Us taking your money with no refunds is real.

Worth every penny

Sprayed my brother's car vents before a two hour drive. He still has not forgiven me. Sprayed my brother's car vents before a two hour drive. He still has not forgiven me. Sprayed my brother's car vents before a two hour drive. He still has not forgiven me.

Marcus T.

Classic never dies

Whoopee cushion on my nan's chair at Sunday lunch. She screamed, then laughed for ten minutes. Whoopee cushion on my nan's chair at Sunday lunch. She screamed, then laughed for ten minutes. Whoopee cushion on my nan's chair at Sunday lunch. She screamed, then laughed for ten minutes.

Priya K.

Office legend now

Left the fake dog poop by the printer. Took the team forty minutes to spot the plastic. Left the fake dog poop by the printer. Took the team forty minutes to spot the plastic. Left the fake dog poop by the printer. Took the team forty minutes to spot the plastic.

Dan R.

Best gift I bought

Got the celebrity jar for my mate's birthday. It is on his mantelpiece and still sealed. Got the celebrity jar for my mate's birthday. It is on his mantelpiece and still sealed. Got the celebrity jar for my mate's birthday. It is on his mantelpiece and still sealed.

Chloe M.

Shirt does the work

Wore the caution shirt to a family barbecue. My uncle read it, stood up and moved seats. Wore the caution shirt to a family barbecue. My uncle read it, stood up and moved seats. Wore the caution shirt to a family barbecue. My uncle read it, stood up and moved seats.

Tom B.

Fast and well packed

Arrived in a plain box so nobody guessed. Jack in the box got my flatmate properly good. Arrived in a plain box so nobody guessed. Jack in the box got my flatmate properly good. Arrived in a plain box so nobody guessed. Jack in the box got my flatmate properly good.

Sofia L.